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Once there was this guy, and he was
driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the
Easter Bunny hopping on the road. Well, he was going
too fast, and he didn't hit the brakes in time, so he
hit the Easter Bunny.
He was really upset, and was thinking, "Oh no,
what about all those poor little kids?? What can I
do!?" Then, a blonde drove up in her car, and
asked, "What's wrong?"
"I hit the Easter Bunny!!" said the guy.
"Oh, I know what to do," said the blonde,
and she went into her car, got a can, and sprayed the
Easter Bunny with it.
A few minutes later, the Easter Bunny got up, hopped a
little bit, turned around and waved, hopped a little,
turned around and waved, and it kept doing that. When
the Easter Bunny was out of sight, the guy turned to
the blonde and asked, "Wow, I'm dying to know
what was in that can!!"
"Oh," said the blonde, "It was hair
spray. It says, 'Spray on dead hair for permanent
wave.'"
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In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You'll be the grandest lady in the Easter Parade.
I'll be all in clover and when they look you over,
I'll be the proudest fellow in the Easter Parade.
On the avenue, Fifth Avenue, the photographers will snap us,
And you'll find that you're in the rotogravure.
Oh, I could write a sonnet about your Easter bonnet,
And of the girl I'm taking to the Easter Parade.
by Irving Berlin
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effects on your family: Lessons from the Easter Egg Hunt
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